![]() ![]() It's basically an island filled with homocidal monkeys, Nazi zombies, and naturally-occurring drugs apparently loved by achenar to keep his habit alive. If you actually want to finish this age before you die, rot, and are reanimated by Satan, you will have to drive yourself insane, and just let your insane self fool around with some knobs and switches and completely useless pieces of paper for about a straight week. In fact, if you hold the purple crystal for thirty-seven seconds EXACTLY, touch the black rock for 3/54376 of a second, bite the nail, and pick up a certain weed found in Atrus' journal on page 18, paragraph 19, line 2354, word 23653 (he writes REALLY SMALL), then the next time you try to use it, it will knock one of the magnets off the chain, and they will fall to the surface of the planet (which appears to be radioactive. He also made a terrible hot air balloon, held in place by magnets. Somehow Sirrus managed to make an electrical system from crystals he stole from Achenar and some sap from plant specimen 84B (there are a LOT of different plants in these games) and uses them to become a flower murderer. Known to haters as "big rock age", Spire is. He is stuck next to the Giant Sacred Toilet with the Guy from Metal Gear Solid taking a dump, who is, in fact, taking a dump. ![]() They both then crash into a Boeing 747 that was bringing the first wave of tourists to GGAWACN age, inadvertantly saving the planet from a stream of Fat Americans wearing Hawaiian Seizure T-Shirts.Ītrus is trapped on Dunny for getting stuck there for the seventh or so time. The player and Druggie Achenar then plast away using jet-packs stolen from James Bond, who was patrolling for people he could beat up between movies. The player then traps the crazy girl in an electric chair, which is activated by falling asleep. He then roasted the corpses of ten Nazi Zombies in the giant ship, BBQing them to lure the gigantic creature that has no name, which you must hop in the mouth of to gain entrance to the age of Giant Garden Age Without a Creative Name. the player blows up the age of Spire (forgetting about all the useless clues you find there), finds the shrine to Chuck Norris in Haven, moving the chocolate self-portrait out of the way, to reveal a flamethrower, which he then proceeded to torch Haven with because he was getting bored. Then, just as you thought it was getting boring He will then tell you something about homework and breaks up because the player faints from looking at him too long. If you go to the trouble to go back to the overcomplicated machine and tuning in to Atrus, he will tell you that he is trapped on Dunny again because his hideous looks caused his linking book to rot upon reaching Dunny. This turns out to be a preview to a sequel to the game, Myst VI: Director's Cut.)Īfter licking poisonous newts with the crazy girl and playing with LEDs (she continues to ruin the power system by clogging it with mascara acquired from the ShamWow Guy), she will be kidnapped by the crazy psychopathic brothers. He will then give you a key to the Reeleeshahn book, which turned out to be Achenar's crystal meth lab. (In the Druggie Achenar easter egg, you can only at this moment sell the golden car to The ShamWow guy, who lost his job and started working for EBay prior to the game. He then leaves you alone with the annoying girl from the golden car. Then the horribly disfigured Atrus reports he needs to go to another age for some reason, and he takes his wife for some reason, too. After finding that the two frequencies caused the overcomplicated machine to asplode, leaving him with nine fingers on his right hand, and seven eyeballs on the left side of his third leg (don't ask. He then forces you to align two radio frequencies so he can see if his sons have finally been driven mad or not. They're trapped, like all the villains in this series are. He tells you that his sons, who burned his house in Myst, aren't really dead. Only then does he realise how strange and psychopathic that seems, and changes the subject. In a little bit, Atrus comes up and scolds you for playing with his frog. It also includes an overcomplicated machine that is entirely useless to the plot of the game. There are a few interesting things to do, such as torture a frog from Riven, which Atrus has forced into dancing the macarena to his amusement. After she parks the flying car and runs through a door, which eats her, you are forced to follow her, to find Atrus' laboratory. she won't let you advance until you take the picture, and the game forces you to take the picture after she starts screaming at you (out of annoyance at the girl). For some reason, she summoned you to the car to tell you to take a picture. The game unfolds as you sit in a golden Flying Car, next to some random girl you don't know. 2 Then, just as you thought it was getting boring. ![]()
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